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Explode for Geysir, but in Bible style október 13, 2008

Posted by herraheri in M. L'éléphant.
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It is tough. Undoubtedly one of the most fascinating things to happen – the first time actually a piece of nature is going to earn money for its own well-being. On Sunday several sulfates and dioxides decided to act against the trend and participate on the exchange market. Yes. The formula is stunningly easy:

456 Geysir explosions x 99 degrees of warmth x 1.000.000 tourist busses x Edda = price for one certificate.

As it is easy to discover, growth for this highly secure investment will be more than merly extraordinary – it will come close to natural power.

However, elves and dwarfs (the latter not as conservative as you might think) decided to let potential investors swear on the Bible (namely „Genesis“ and the New Testament), so nature is not gambled on dulled and obscure poesque narrative-bonds (which got lately known under the abbreviation LitBo). Consequently, buyers have to stick to the letter – especially in concerns of nature and its needs. Especially stakeholders should benefit from this elve&dwarf agreement.

By the way: As the news was published by moose-press and LitBo analysists, Geysir was reported to have doubled its explosions. Nice expectations for the future. Nevertheless.