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Easter Is so Special Squirrels Write Poetry Mar 24, 2008

Posted by herraheri in Mr. J. Squirrel Phd..
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My dear friends, first of all je vous souhaite a very pleasent, nice and colour-loving Easter celebration. It is Easter – yes. Easter with snow as it is quite cold and snowy in the country I live in. Whatever. I am not writing this post to bore you, but to share the magic of Easter: Coloured eggs hidden in the garden, young rabbits jumping around and a brewery near my place shows this special play called Hamlet.

It was that synesthetic mixture of easterly impression that made me write this little but I hope utterly squirrelicious poem. Watch it:

March is the cruellest month, breeding
snow-like-colours in egg shape
out of the perma-frost-soil

nuts are not growing as it’s almost spring
murmuring of old n dry martinis in the sky
j’ai l’air de joie et j’ai faim
I want to have a chocolate thing hidden in purple satin

M.L’éléphant says the poem is crap – it completely lacked poetry, he says. But he is an Elephant – what does he know about the poetics of Squirrels. Heh!

The Magic of Deers equals 3.14 Mar 15, 2008

Posted by herraheri in Herra the Heri, M. L'éléphant.
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Undisputed. It is not the mere shape of a deer’s head as some might write in lengthy articles in scientific magazins. No. Not just the mere shape of the head but something more profound. A deep, numeric glow in the spirit, in the very soul of the proud animal.

If you take a closer look it is quite easy to recognise. As it were, Matthieu le Cage has discovered this natural phenomon and wrote some scientific articles about it as well as a – more or less – scientific book.

The only question, and this may be the main reason for me to post here, remains open: Why do deers (and also their hunters) fail to account for the irrational character of Pi? The open-mindedness and eternity of circular structure? Because life ends? Because flesh is eaten? Or is it just a pragmatic decision of Ms. Le Cage – because his writing may become unreadable if inifite? I don’t know. Elephant

The Purple List or 50 Inch of Decision Mar 2, 2008

Posted by herraheri in Herra the Heri, Zorc Wotan.
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Democracy is great.  And because of its mere greatness a lot of people want to take part in it. As it is necessary to have a political stance to take part in the great game of democracy, of course, people take different political viewpoints, discuss, talk, tell stories and form strategic allience for (in a way) similar political perspectives. These alliance are summoned in lists – lists that contain people in strategic alliance which sometimes are called parties by some people.

As democracy is great and it is full of promising honour and power to take part in its game, it is not difficult to imagine that theses lists may become huge. Especially when voters are allowed to vote 80 votes per list. Alors, for example the list for the Munich City Counsil contained more than 500 names on various lists: The purple list did not fit in the cabin, people vote in. Yes. Yes.Yes. It has a width of aprox. 80cm and a height of ca. 50cm: This is voting in its purest form – Amazing.