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Danger: Bicycle Grabs Atoms desember 29, 2007

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There are dangers in the world, some people don’t even know off. Just recently for example, famous British Scientist Dr. Tyron Tire found out, that riding a bicycle more than four and a half hours a day might turn your bicycle into a human and yourself into a bike.

Becoming a bike by atomic diffusionDr. Tire’s findings are grounded in the new but very complex theory of post-structural atomic diffusion in cognition-relevant environments. According to the theory, the mutation happens if (1) you are riding your bike a certain time t each day and (2) you want to become a bike – that wish may be subconscious. If these two conditions meet, atomic diffusion will take part and molecules of the bike will become part of body structure and vice versa.

However, Dr.S. Eichhorn of the University of Tübingen refuses Tire’s thesis. „Although atomic fusion exists, it would take millions of years of biking until atoms of closed structures exchange.“ But one is for sure: Being a bike is maybe not that bad – except you have a flat tire and King Kong uses you to get an icecream for his jungle princess.

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Music/Funky/Colourful/ desember 27, 2007

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hey there. Yes. The days between the years are a time to reflect, to think about things in the past and to figure out why and what and so on and so forth. Maybe the Herra Héri Orchestra should be wondering how their song „Hostage“ came on the BL-Bilder Sampler 2007

.Sampler 2007

But yeah – maybe they will, maybe they won’t. In the end, we are all as sharp as atoms and as dull as a bottle of Amontillado. Good Think!°

Reality? Where did you get that from? desember 24, 2007

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