The Purple List or 50 Inch of Decision mars 2, 2008
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Democracy is great. And because of its mere greatness a lot of people want to take part in it. As it is necessary to have a political stance to take part in the great game of democracy, of course, people take different political viewpoints, discuss, talk, tell stories and form strategic allience for (in a way) similar political perspectives. These alliance are summoned in lists – lists that contain people in strategic alliance which sometimes are called parties by some people.
As democracy is great and it is full of promising honour and power to take part in its game, it is not difficult to imagine that theses lists may become huge. Especially when voters are allowed to vote 80 votes per list. Alors, for example the list for the Munich City Counsil contained more than 500 names on various lists: The purple list did not fit in the cabin, people vote in. Yes. Yes.Yes. It has a width of aprox. 80cm and a height of ca. 50cm: This is voting in its purest form – Amazing.
Blood Swamp desember 4, 2006
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Yeeha, herraheri.de is back in business!
And heeere comes the veritable celebration music: Sunn o))), the chiefs of a really special music genre called Drone Doom. It’s literally fucking amazing. If you are in the mood to really chew you out – that’s the right music to hear. Listen to the complex sound structures of Sunn O))), beautifully accompanied by the nagging of the satanious frontman (haw haw haw). Apropos – he recorded his “lyrics” in a locked coffin. Sounds splendid, doesn’t it?
To become a little idea of what Sunn O))) is like, take a look at this fancy video:
de la malalaladie, ou quoi?
I can’t believe they are live as perfect as on their recordings!
There a quite a few more pearls by Sunn O))) on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lF5zM4s83g
(Somehow the sequel of the one shown above, but at the same time something absolutely different!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q3vGPBtgXw
(The unholy climax of the two ones before – HIGHLY recommended!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8trf71AiNY
(This one gives you an excellent idea of the musical variety of Sunn O))))
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9Mdl07IB0
(Another classic by Sunn O)))! Enjoy!)
What the fuck. október 31, 2006
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Bitch! Do you really want to have fun?
Just search for “herra héri” on google.de and click “Diese Seite übersetzen”. Man, it’s so peculiarly hilarious, dudes! Sick. So, if you feel like having a splendid afternoon full of laughs, just check the officially pimped German version of Herra Héri.
By the way, try the Spanish translation, too – joder!
Madness.
And don’t you ever forget: نيسان هو اقسي شهر!
Herra Héri, ihr Gecken!
The Crucible maí 4, 2006
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Oh, hello!
Welcome in 1952, ladies and gentleman!
Today, I am absolutely in the mood to write perfect rubbish.
On the other hand…nah, when I think about, I'm not. I'm just perfectly tired. Just like an old, well-draught Guinness. Or like….you know this feeling: you just had a quite good thought, but when you have the innocent idea of trying to express it, a loathsome, violent, flashy green mass with a cloudy, greasy and ugly consistence appears out of nowhere, creeps slowly over your membrane and covers your whole brain, then eats it up, launchs out a nasty laugh and throws a smoke-bomb into your completely plain head – that is about the time when smoke starts to come out of your ears, a quite ridiculous sight, but very painful, indeed – just to return to his hidden cave which is located in your neck and wait for the next excursion: maybe your abdomen's next? Who knows! Damn, I shouldn't have bought this "soul" at the bakery yesterday morning.
Whatever. On with the show! ahm….AH, again! Puta madre, go away!
If you are battling with similar problems concerning paranoid shizophrenia, maybe marshmallow man
or, even better, this great item may help! It sounds quite promising, eh?
If this wonderstuff works too good in your case (or if this…thing…in your neck has been brainwashing you) and you consider changing your mind about some things ("Well, in fact, these right-wing people aren't so bad, are they?"), read this article or simply go directly to the heimseite of this club.
Some nonpoint voice tells me to stop writing now and instead walk towards east to the edge of the world – with a nice little package of dynamite in my trousers…
Ouh, just in case you are interested: I've received several tickets for the World Cup 2006. If you want one, just send an email to trojan@herraheri.de with your adress-stuff in it. I will "notify" you soon! But I have to warn you: the tickets are a little oversized because I have so huge, fat hands.
Give me some money! Or at least your hands! I need to get rid of these embarassing paws! Come on! Pleeease!!
Yours sincerly,
Goleo VI
Unique preview: Zorc’s and Dr.Squirrel’s “The nut conspiracy” mars 12, 2006
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Bitch! What a day!
Sir Zorc Wotan and Dr. Squirrel just informed me: On the ooccasion of my birthday, they accord me a top-secret picture of their first movie “The nut conspiracy”, attacking cinemas out off cold icelands mysterious holes in October 2006. Of course, they don’t act, actually. They preferred to stay unrecognised by the outer world. In fact, Sir Zorc Wotans visage would make everyone go blind. So they selected two genius actors, who could represent them the best (at least they thought so).
Well, take a brave look at it…
I am not quite convinced that they were the best choice. Sir Zorc Wotan looks like he coulnd’t make people go blind but is blind himself. And Dr.Squirrel….well, he looks like a squirrel,anyway.
First doubts about the genre of the film grow…
HerraHeri janúar 28, 2006
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