Danger: Bicycle Grabs Atoms desember 29, 2007
Posted by herraheri in Herra the Heri.Tags: atomic diffusion, Bike, Herra Heri, nice and kind
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There are dangers in the world, some people don’t even know off. Just recently for example, famous British Scientist Dr. Tyron Tire found out, that riding a bicycle more than four and a half hours a day might turn your bicycle into a human and yourself into a bike.
Dr. Tire’s findings are grounded in the new but very complex theory of post-structural atomic diffusion in cognition-relevant environments. According to the theory, the mutation happens if (1) you are riding your bike a certain time t each day and (2) you want to become a bike – that wish may be subconscious. If these two conditions meet, atomic diffusion will take part and molecules of the bike will become part of body structure and vice versa.
However, Dr.S. Eichhorn of the University of Tübingen refuses Tire’s thesis. “Although atomic fusion exists, it would take millions of years of biking until atoms of closed structures exchange.” But one is for sure: Being a bike is maybe not that bad – except you have a flat tire and King Kong uses you to get an icecream for his jungle princess.
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